here’s the thing.
I have no idea how to get a job.
tomorrow and next thursday I have to teach a 6 hour long computer class to a group of students studying to be nurse’s aides or something like that. I don’t even know. it’s not connected to MNM, where I actually work. it’s just that our program director said that we’d provide a teacher, as we’ve done in the past. unfortunately the woman who used to teach the class has moved far, far away and our program director didn’t think about finding someone else who could actually teach. and, as everyone here has some crazy inflated idea that I am fabulous at everything they could possibly want me to do, she decided that I’d be the person for the job. that, and I have more free time than anyone else. I tried in vain to explain to her that I am completely unable to teach anything except maybe math and that there is a big difference between knowing information and teaching information, but with no luck.
besides the obvious not knowing how to teach thing, I actually don’t know the things they want me to teach. I mean yeah, I’m solid with keyboarding but the other things, making a resume, online job applications, these things I am totally lost at. I didn’t have a real resume until college and then I just sort of copied steph’s quickly one afternoon. my resume sucks. I need one of these courses myself, forget teaching it! and online job applications? when have I ever found a job? pretty much never. I looked on monster.com last fall when I was desperate for employment but I couldn’t really sort out useful jobs from the hey, be our telemarketer crowd (not that I would have shunned being a telemarketer but I’m pretty sure I would not excel at that job, I mean, you have to talk to people). and now I have to teach a bunch of uninterested adult women how to do it? I am not a person who commands respect (I can’t even intimidate kindergartners. really now). I have the feeling it’ll be a long day.
but, maybe I’ll learn something. maybe in helping them I’ll actually learn how to do it…probably not though…most likely we’ll spend a painfully boring 12 hours together and then they’ll never ask me back.
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